|8.||Calvin and Hobbes|
the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.
i've read every single calvin and hobbes. bill watterson got skill.
|9.||rack em willy|
1) The most famous crackhead in the world
2) The funniest thing to watch on utube when you are higher than fuck.
"Dude last nite we got so torched then watched rack em willy"
"damn i love that shit... RACKBALL!!!"
An awesome rabbit from the re-make of Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton. He ogles spoons and is probably the funniest thing in the.... *spoon*.
Tim Burton fan #1: Dude, that March Hare is so damn funny the I can't even look at spoons anymore.
Tim Burton fan #2: I know man. i pee'd on myself the first time I...
March Hare: Spoon.
Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!
Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.
The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!
*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."
*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."
You're damn lucky if you know a Ladina. Ladina = Awesomeness. She is extremely funny and entertaining and she seems happy all the time. She makes people around her smiling and knows to cheer them up when they're down. She is very kind and understanding and listens to everybody's problems and tries to help. Ladina is up for EVERYTHING, even if it's the most stupid and random thing ever. She is also very beautiful, sexy, athletic and smart. Guys are often too shy to ask her out. She knows millions of people and has millions of friends but only a few have the honor to have a spot in her heart. Ladina is probably the most outgoing and open minded person ever. Treat her with respect and enjoy the time you spend with her, it is truly one of the best times of your life!
Andy: Have you met Ladina, she is so funny, she is just awesome!!
Ben: I know she is gorgeous, I've been out with her couple times, it was hilarious, I've had the time of my life
Matt: Hey guys calm down, she's mine!
Ben to Andy: See... that's her boyfriend. I wish I was him! she the nicest, sexiest, funniest and most awesome person I've ever met. Matt sucks so bad!
Marina: Hey Ladina, are you up for an Ice-Cream contest?
Ladina: of course, man! and afterwards we go to this raver concert and get wasted as hell. and tomorrow morning church haha!
Tall, Beautiful, Brown haired and brown eyed girl. Has Natural Highlights. Pretty Smile, Freckles. coolest girl you will ever meet! Fun to be around! Sexy, Perfect Body, Has all the boys lined up at her door! men Like her, Women Idolize her. She's a crazy, funny, outgoing type of gal. will do anything crazy and fun! Not like any other girl. she is very loving and caring. loves nature and being around people. very down to earth, has a good sense of humor, a little bit dirty minded but thats okay cause everyone thinks its Halarious . best girl friend anyone could possibly have. If you know a Shannon, Get to know her, It could possibly be the best thing thats ever happened to you! she's a Good kisser, amazing in bed. funniest girl ever!
Yo that girl sexy, damn!
Yo, that must be a shannon! (:
Abbreviated form for POOP MY PANTS.
Word originated by one: Ryan Lee.
Commonly used by a mr. Rob Hill.
PMP!!! That was the god damn funniest thing I have evar seen, you fagot!1