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funny junk 

1 website, www.funnyjunk.com

2 random funny stuff. ex somthing completely random but oddly hilarious.
1: bob: hey jim did you check out funny junk today?
jim: yah, pokohomo but the funniest thing ever up.

2: tim: hey joe look at this guy ride is motorcicle backwars on the highway!
joe:thats some funny junk
funny junk by tibbly September 6, 2010

Funky Junkie 

Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.
Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?

Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.
Funky Junkie by Sacktracker November 2, 2009

funky junky 

One who is addicted to funky music.
"aww man i'm such a funky junky, sucka"
funky junky by fonky monky junky February 27, 2009

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!
Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!
the funk junk by josh January 14, 2005

Funky Junky 

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.
Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!
Funky Junky by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

Funk my junk 

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.
That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!
Funk my junk by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020