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The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.

In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.

"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.
... and a funky cold medina for the lady.
by krapnek February 08, 2004
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1) a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.
"I asked the guy, why you so fly? he said funky cold medina"

"put a little medina in youre glass and the chicks will come real quick"
by j-la August 12, 2003
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Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.
"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"
by GrottyLittleWanker December 13, 2004
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Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.
Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.
by Mah The Falka January 05, 2012
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to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.
Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.
by lift-ticket July 31, 2006
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The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
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A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use
Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina
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