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The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.
Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."
by Smashica Scharborough May 02, 2010