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1.
A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 01, 2008
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2.
Term to describe something incredibly cool.

Useful in situations where the term "fu*king cool" would be deemed inappropriate and/or where cool just won't hit it.

Add as extra dimension to the term "fu*king cool" because you are doubling up on the cool. There few things cooler than funky.

Best used as an adverb.
- This is funking cool

- You funking rock

- This is funking insane
by matthaisz October 08, 2010
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3.
A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.
At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!
by Marjaan. May 02, 2008
13 10
 
4.
A synonym for the word "fucking"
My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!
by prudencebubbletoes June 28, 2009
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5.
1. Making things your way.
2. Stank up.
3. Dancing in a cool, funky, retarded, or unique way.

Oh yeah, funkin' counts to.
1. Mario Bros. is interesting. Once I make up a funking story about them and post it on whatever site accepts it, everybody will be addicted to it!
2. When Zelda dropped an nuclear silent but deadly fart, Link smelled it and said " You are funking up our heaven baby!"
3. Funky Kong was dancing on the dance floor. "Damn! this man if funkin' up the dance floor!" Yelled Daisy.
by Boorish Urban Chief April 18, 2013
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