by Peter Stewart March 3, 2004
The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.
by VikingMan13 February 3, 2010
Viking: Wearing a viking helmet into the New Year in Playa Del Rey.
Viking's Facebook Friend: Are you Funken Dracebooking again?
Viking's Facebook Friend: Are you Funken Dracebooking again?
by Lord Thebian January 1, 2010
The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.
"Put that in your funken wagon."
by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008