A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.



The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!

by Machiavellisbitch March 17, 2006
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