fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

Fuckmuffins 

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008

fuckmuffins 

fuckmuffins (n.)-
1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the significant other onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself.
2. An exclamation made when overcome by typically negative emotion.
3. A type of pastry which has been made after sex.

Harry: "Hey Bro! How was New Year's Day brunch with the family?"
Andy: "Well, the brunch itself was uneventful, but the fuckmuffins before hand...Oh yeah!"
Harry: "You Dawg!"

Jacob: "Have you started the history paper?"
Nick: "No, when is it due?"
Jacob:"Tomorrow..."
Nick: "Fuckmuffins!"

Sally: "What are you bringing to the party on Friday?"
Joey: "Fuckmuffins! Giggity giggity!"

fuckmuffins by DontHate.Proliferate January 14, 2009

FuckMuffin 

Word used to show you are dissapointed and or angry because of a recent event.

Jim: Crap, the lights just went out
Bill: O FuckMuffins

FuckMuffin by Sniper July 29, 2003

Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins 

When your girlfriend is actually Dr. Robotnik from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series, you shout this because you've been fooled, or he shouts it because he fooled you, or we all shout it because we've all been fooled.

BALLFUBBLING FUCKMUFFINS TAKE MY CHUM! My hot girlfriend, with the metal chicken thing, yelled.

Ballfubbling Fuckmuffins by schizfn July 21, 2019

FunkMuffin 

The word FunkMuffin is an expression which gives off an air of nerdyness it also has a meaning for a muffin which is made out of a substance which comes from the croch reagion.

"What The Fuck!? That tastes like a Funkmuffin!

FunkMuffin by Maxymm96 October 18, 2006