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Funk Master C 

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.
Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.
Funk Master C by Justin May 13, 2005

funk master fresh 

A brand of vaginal douche.
"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"

dawg master funk daddy 

The biggest mother fuckin pimp alive you know?
Man:ight im the dawg master funk daddy and its your time to be FUNK!
Women: make it quick before my husband gets home!
Man: I do what i want bitch now come here and feel the pimp hand

stink master funk 

Jim Beam drinking bum with the stink nuggets in the fancy pants
stink master funk by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Funkmaster General 

A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.
That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General
Funkmaster General by Max Cummings October 31, 2003

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017