The sacred fuck
master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It
may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate
Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he
will be so delighted to get it for his
birthday!