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An incorporal entity of undeniable contemporary cool, typically sought after by the bored or uncomfortable. Makes any social situation less awkward, and always comes with music.
This is lame. Where the funk at?
by Robert Paulson February 08, 2006
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When a man's wife gives him anal, while one male friend provides a blow job and another male friend feeds him a hamburger. This is generally accomplished while the receiving male (called A FUNK) is standing, to make room for both his wife to come from behind with her strap on and one male friend to be on his needs giving head in front. The friend feeding the hamburger can be anywhere.
My wife is always hanging out with her gay friends. They try to convert me but Im straight. They said I should try a funk, itll turn me. It was a little painful at first, but the feeling of the blow job and the tasty burger took my mind off the gaping hole my ass was becoming.
by funcksoubrother December 06, 2013
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ex:1- "what the funk!"

ex:2- "why dont you go funk yourself?"
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(adj). The distinct aroma emitted during the fornication of two African Americans.

"Why does it smell like funk in DeKwon's room?"
"Cause he's always bangin' Moesha."
by Jack Grundle December 20, 2007
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the word people refer to as cocaine
"Smoke a blunt, get drunk, hit a line of that funk"
by DETROIT248 November 28, 2006
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good stuff. good humor. when somebody is particularly funny - they are funky.
if a friend who is usually fairly amusing is in a sulk or being uncharacteristicly quiet, one may order them to ''bring on the funk''
by the anti-chav May 22, 2005
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The word you use when you are fealing soo superior to others that you don't want to use the word fuck.
Bob: Yeah, and then I took this massive shi--
Larry: Shut the funk up bob, I don't wanna hear about it.

If you are making a fool of yourself on the dance-floor...
"Yo that boy's got too much soul, he's gotta get the funk off the stage!"
by keenstir June 30, 2006
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