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When there's lots of cock-cheese around the head of a penis. The smegma resembles white fungus.
"I haven't had a shower for a week. I opened my underwear to discover a wretched stink and I had severe fungus cock."
"Jane divorced her ugly husband because she was sick of eating his fungus cock!"
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009

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