The mispelled version of the word fundie.
The fundies stared at me. It was creepy.
A fundamental Christian, usually protestant, who obsesses over the Bible and had no real knowledge of anything.
Yesterday a fundy told me santa was satan, they just mixed up the letters.
an uneducated religious enthusiast; one who disputes faith claims in theology based on what another unedicated religious enthusiast has said (even though they don't understand); one who reads the Holy Bible and claim to understand; one who makes a claim to know God or a god(s); someone way worse than an Evangelical Christian; a restrictive paradigm that disables (to some extent) reason, history, experience and tradition in order to come to terms with how much life sucks
Carl said, "Do you think that God could be a woman? Or maybe God's a blob of hamburger.more...
"Uh," Kevin the fundy said, "God is our Father."
"Why do you have to capitalize Father," Carl said, "when you talk about God."
"Cuz HE's GOD," Kevin said.
Carl said, "god god god god god."
"Don't," said Kevin irrationally, "It's God, not god. And He loves you."
"Oh yeah?" Kevin said, "Then how can a loving god send someone to hell?"
Carl replied piously, "Because Jesus loves you that much. He died on the cross so that you might live forever."
"I love you, Carl," Kevin said. "I don't want to see you do the wrong thing; go to hell, you know?"
"god god god god god... I fucked jesus in the ass!" Carl screamed. "Kevin, do you ever think that your devotion to God has anything to do with the fact that there is nothing of substance inside you, that you're shallow?"
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," Kevin protested.
And Carl went to hell... and sucked Hitler's titty... and got hairs in his teeth... and was kind of irritated for the first week... then he was like, "Ghandi? Is that you?" And Ghandi was all, "Yeah, bitch. Turns out the uneducated sonsubitches were right." Carl said, "Luck of the draw, I guess." "Indeed," Ghandi replied. Rodney Dangerfield said, "I went to the lake, and asked JFK if he wanted to take a dip with me and Joan of Arc. He hopped in and i said, 'Hey, hot enough for ya?' Joan of Arc said, 'I've had worse.'"
The moral of the story is...
The Bay of Fundy is a part of the ocean where the tides are ther highest in the world. It is located in the Maritime part of Canada.
The Bay of Fundy has high tides.
Shortened for the term Trust Fund used to describe a person living off of or destined to inherit a fat, unearned and probably undeserved trust fund. A Fundy is also known by trust fund baby or even trustafarian depending on his/her choice of clothing and company. Fundies often fall under the hipster umbrella and can come in many different forms and styles. The common features shared amongst all Fundies are the high net worth, low work ethic, low regard for how difficult it is for
everyone else to earn a living, and a general pretentious air of entitelement and douche-nasty about them.
Is that chick over there homeless or a fundy? -Well that's an Hermes scarf holding up her grotty dreads so my money is on Fundy.
F*cked Up,Not Dead yet!
Yo,how is he?
He's FUNDY right now.