Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018

Word of the Day on August 15, 2018

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Funking Prink

Taken from the out-takes of a lovely, British film about zombies.

Like Fucking Prick, with the same meanings, only you cant get done for saying them.

Funk off you funking prink

Your dad's a funking prink

Funking Prink by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005

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funyakin'

To fool around. Derives from the "funyak," a one-person, often inflatable kayak. A person goes kayaking if they are serious, but goes funyaking if they are just fooling around.

Son, are you funyakin' again?

funyakin' by Bossfly October 15, 2004

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fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

fungalingus by The Black Fury November 18, 2018

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Occupy Wall Street funding

The system in which thousands of average people all over the country and all of the world each donate a modest amount of money to help support a worthy cause that will bring about positive change in the United States.

Joe donated $10 to help with the Occupy Wall Street funding.

Occupy Wall Street funding by JD_For_Real October 29, 2011

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funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

funking by Marjaan. May 1, 2008

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funkalingus

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.

This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.

funkalingus by JPBRADLEYTHEOSSIM March 9, 2010

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