bodily functions

any sounds, smells or gasses released from the body

please keep your bodily functions to your self

bodily functions by Lizz August 27, 2003

Pre-AP Functions 

A very fast math class that will make you squirm in pain and end up 10 days behind even though it's only been 5 days since the course started.

This class generally has 5 groups of kids:
The Human Calculators: Very smart, do all the math in their head, find it very easy and don't do homework
The Forced Mathematicians: Hate math but mom and dad force them to take pre-ap, likely already took the course outside of school.
The Passionate Gang: Kids that love math, and are good at it, but aren't always as fast as human calculators.
The AP Kids: These people take all the AP courses that they can take, including Pre-AP Functions
The Whipped: Kids who randomly joined but aren't brilliant at math, often fall asleep for 2 weeks after course ends.

Teacher: We're starting Unit 5 today.
Kid: WHAT! I'm still on Unit 1!

Teacher: What did you expect, it's Pre-AP Functions

Pre-AP Functions by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021

pulmonary functions 

One big ass word for "lung checkup"

Riley "i have to get a pulmonary functions test tomaro"
Bill "oh, are you haveing trouble breathing?"

pulmonary functions by MurrDaddy8 November 6, 2011

Micro Functions Network 

Micro (microfn.net) is a team that creates varieties community projects. We are most commonly named Micro, but we are also referred to as MicroFN, Micro Functions, MicroFN Network, or MicroFN.net.

I'm looking at this project from the Micro Functions Network.

Micro Functions Network by Jack Commandston May 21, 2022

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

high-functioning sociopath 

1. Sherlock Holmes

2. Not a psychopath

3. Not a hero

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."

high-functioning sociopath by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022