i'm not short, i'm fun size!
Funsize is an absolute master at hide and go seek.
Funsize loves getting her messy on and hitting up a
bit of emo love.
Funsize is under 5ft so 4ft whatever.
Hey get funsize out of your duffle bag :P
Fun Size Girl: I'm not small! i'm a fun size gurl! (annnnoying)
Guy: haha.. like a candy bar? too bad you're cute because i don't eat candy (looks away) (thinking: you're a one beer queer, your voice is annoying as spam, and we'll see how fun you are when i make you my fuck toy)
Fun Size Girl: hey wait! i'm not a candy bar! (grabs guys arm)
Guy: excuse me.. i especially dislike touchy little baby ruth bars.(brushes hot miniture girl off) . but i'm curious, what makes YOU soo fun?
Fun Size Girl: what? why am i a baby ruth bar?! qualifying herself more.
guy: more backhanded compliments
Fun Size Girl: hey what makes you think you can just throw me around?
Guy: because you like it
Fun Size Girl: only a little.
(guy nails girl into his bedframe)
friend: you slept with Alina!!?
guy: haha well.
Friend: .....is she ok?
person 2 : hey i'm good thank you
Guy#2: Fun-size did.
Guy#1: all right everyone, time to come up with nicknames.
Guy#2: she's short, she should be Fun-size.