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Full Frontal Sarcasm

Heavy sarcasm, delivered directly to the victim's face in an open and unabashed manner.
I asked her how her day was going, and got a blast of full frontal sarcasm in return.

Full frontal Hug 

When a girl squeezes her boobs into your chest while leaning forward for a hug.
Dude man i got a full frontal hug from Sally today.mmmmm
Full frontal Hug by nice18 September 12, 2009

Full-Frontal Assault 

The process of cupping a woman's boob when either kissing or not kissing, and it is unwanted.
When Adam and Tori had to kiss during spin-the-bottle, he full-frontal assaulted her, much to her surprise and disgust.

full frontal bangs 

The kind of bangs that go straight across. Most commonly found on small asian children, punk rock bass-playin' chicks, and indie movie stars. Usually a result of a do-it-yourself haircut, or a really expensive haircut made to look like you did it yourself.
Check out that chick's full frontal bangs, she must have used a ruler to cut those.
full frontal bangs by sevflorenz November 5, 2010

full frontal lobotomy 

A full frontal lobotomy is a form of psychosurgery. It consists of cutting the connections to and from, or simply destroying, the prefrontal cortex. This brain region has been implicated in planning complex cognitive behaviours, personality expression and moderating correct social behavior.

These procedures often result in major personality changes. Lobotomies have been used in the past to treat a wide range of mental illnesses including schizophrenia, clinical depression, and various anxiety disorders.

Celebrities who have had this procedure include Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest, golfer Jack Nicklaus, Prince William and President George W Bush.

The distinguishing mark of someone who has had a full frontal lobotomy is a nice pair of scars around the temples. The survival rate of the operation was vastly increased after the discovery of the lead pipe, which could be used to knock patients unconscious before the operation and meant surgery was no longer performed on people who were awake.

The full frontal lobotomy has long been criticized by the medical profession, as many are repulsed at the idea of destroying healthy tissue. The procedure while seemingly barbaric has been found particularly effective in controlling politicians.

Tesco began offering full frontal lobotomies with a four pack of tinned spaghetti in 1999.
"Let's go to the supermarket for some pasta and a full frontal lobotomy."

Patient: "Doctor I received this injury while drinking last night."
Doctor: "That seems to be an unidentified drinking injury. The only known cure is a full frontal lobotomy."

Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy, you've hardly said a word since your lobotomy."
Jimmy: "Mhhwuahhg."

full frontal snogging

makeing out with a lovely englishman <333 those english accents
1. They were getting down with their full frontal snogging