| 1. | Full Scale Invasion | ||
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When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time. Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro! Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see. |
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| 2. | Not the full can of Schweppes. | ||
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Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side. That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."
No intellectual conversation there!!! |
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| 3. | slow creep | ||
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slow creep: The phrase "slow creep" is used when one gets high off of crippy, and the high slowly creeps up on you. Janine sat listening to music after smoking her last joint.
as the song ended, she suddenly realized that the slow creep was now full blown; she was baked. |
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| 4. | Walmart Cattle | ||
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Term used to describe the fat, slow people going into and out of Walmart from the parking lot, making it nearly impossible to drive past the front of the store without stopping multiple times. These people make no effort whatsoever to hurry past this grazing area to get either into the store or their cars. "The Walmart cattle were in full force today. Traffic was backed up all the way back to Target."
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| 5. | sloth | ||
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Sloth, My brother, a slow moving creature that spends most of it's time either eating or sleeping. The adverage day in the life of this creature the brotherly Sloth.
lunch, wake up... response,,,Fuck off 6 in the evening....finally out of bed then...responce,,,Fuck off. then proceeds to raid food cuboards, eat until full then sleep. |
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| 6. | slow roast | ||
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A tits-to-toenails full-body hug that lingers a bit too long,hinting at latent sexual attraction, extreme perversion, or some combination of the two. Ugh, I just got the slow roast from Father O'Malley.
v. We talked all night, and she seemed into me, so i slow-raosted Bart's mom. |
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| 7. | Slow slapper | ||
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A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed. Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.
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