| 22. | centerport | ||
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Centerport is an amazing town in harborfields school district. Its a very wealthy town and full of all the snobs you will ever meet and they are all concerned about MONEY!!! and everyone is overly pretty and handsome, and this all refers to the vanderbilt peninsula, not the poor president side. the hill is amazing and everyone who lives there loves it! SCREW YOU GREENLAWN!!! CENTERPORT RULES! everyone has lots of money and are all concerned about them selves
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| 23. | virginia | ||
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A state that looks like a dead turkey, is divided by every weather map on TV, has one of the largest malls on the east coast, does not have incestuous lovers, (that'd be West Virginia if you're into that kind of thing.), is full of people who, like me, aren't shotgun owning old men, and has diverse wildlife and natural attractions. We don't have southern accents unless we're right on the southern border, no one says "OMG VIRGINIA VAGINAAAA!" unless they're under the age of eight, we don't hump our uncles, and we don't shoot trespassers, believe it or not. Young Virginian: HEY, ZOMG VIRGINIA VAGINA!
Adolescent Virginian: Hey, I've never humped my uncle. Middle Aged Virginian: Hey, my kids aren't the product of myself and my brother. Elderly Virginian: Hey, if you hop on my lawn I won't shoot you in a moonshine-induced haze. Inconsiderrate and immature UrbanDictionary user: HEY, LOL VIRGINIA SOUNDS LIKE VAGINA AND DEY FORNICATE WID DERE UNCLEZ IN VIRGINIA LAWLZLZLWLZL!!!!!!!1 |
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| 24. | New Jersey | ||
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The state containing the number one town to live in in the USA. (Moorestown, New Jersey)
The state that is stereotyped to be full of Italian mobs. And South Jersey is actually a much nicer place to live than the North. NJ accents are just like those of all the TV commercials. So whenever Southerners say, "Ya'll have an accent!" they're actually wrong because People from NJ talk just the same as all the famous people on TV and in movies. Person One: I'm from New Jersey!
Person Two: Ew. Person One: You're thinking of North Jersey, hun. |
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| 25. | Le Petrole Nationale Francais | ||
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The second novel in a trilogy written by Robert and Micah after "Cheeze" and before "TEA". Involving numerous characters based on people from their lives, it's an exciting world that's only half finished and full of action and deep plot twists. The novel is also partially based on TV shows, video games and books that the two authors have read. The book will be published after tons of editing and released after Cheeze has established a name for itself. "Did you read Le Petrole Nationale Francais? It's a great book!"
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| 26. | Greenwich, CT | ||
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An amazing place loved by everyone who lives there. The only haters are the jealous. Kids can be brats, but that's only natural coming from a wealthy town, just like anywhere else in the world. It's not according to the town actually, more just the parents of these kids. Yeah people may smoke, drink, and party really hard, but honestly, who doesn't? It's pretty ignorant to say such stereotypical things about Greenwich. It's a gorgeous place with amazing shopping and yeah the people are pretty well-dressed. But, why wouldn't they be if they have the money to be? Ryan: God I hate Greenwich, CT, it's full of rich snobs.
Tom: Dude you're just jealous. RYan: Yeah I guess, it is pretty fucking awesome. ANd the parties are sick! |
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| 27. | Resident Evil 4 | ||
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A fun, but stupid game. The controls are pretty bad, and the combat is pretty bad.
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Resident Evil 4 may be a lot of fun to someone who has played horror games before, but even then, it's too unrealistic and clumsy to function as a game that is truly interesting and occupying. That is not to say that it is not fun, though. Obviously, games like this cannot be realistic, but there is a line between unrealistic and so excessively unrealistic that it completely distracts from the game itself. Maybe most people don't care (which is why the developers decided not to bother), but to those who want a bit more than randomly shooting stuff, it does. Your name is Leon, and you are a US special agent charged with the rescue of the president's daughter. Quickly, you find yourself at the mercy of crowds of villagers which take awhile to kill but remain the exact same way no matter how many bullets you pump into them. Then you have stupid dynamics where if you pump a chainsaw villager full of shotgun shells to the face, their head does not come off and you cannot largely incapacitate them. Nonetheless, Leon is shown to be a well trained agent with amazing reflexes and acrobatics. The problem with this is that you cannot even USE them aside from several instances. Your head gets cut off by a slow, lumbering villager every time you get too close; you cannot simply perform a move to disarm them, you cannot use their weapons, only pump round after round into them until they at last die.... |
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| 28. | Mastrous | ||
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The Spartan word for Epic/Amazing.
Can be abbreviated: Mastro, Mastrousness, etc. "That game is Mastro"
"OMFG IM SO MASTROUS!" "This movie is full of MASTROUSNESS!" |
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