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687. Baby night squirrel
A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.
688. Seabear
A Seabear is a sexy ass animal that lives in the sea. They are a god like creature which is very hairy and is the sex appeal of any group he hangs around in. A Seabears growl has been known to make women orgasm through the sheer power of his Thu'um. They originate from the urban areas of Glasgow, Scotland.

Seabears once overpopulated the whole of Scotland, until the tragic accident of 08, in which a rogue Seabear tracked down and killed every last Seabear bar one.

Every five years a Seabear must feast on a aborted fetus of a Seabear, which now proves difficult for the last Seabear. So he owns a fetus room full of aborted Seabear fetus's.

The last Seabear currently lives in Scotland, roaming the areas slowly tracking down the Chavs of the land and eating them.
I AM SEABEAR!
689. shark
v. to creep, lurk, or aggressively hit on someone or something
"This dude at the bar was totally sharking on me last night."

"Man, the mall is so full today, I had to shark for a parking spot."
690. Hipster
Hipsters are the young people who thrive well in the current high-velocity society, but prefer not to be a part of larger commercial institutes, in which adaptability and speed are very useful means of getting successful. They highly appreciate creativity, and always manage to quickly establish 'the latest and coolest' places and entities of art. In that sense, they form a solid subculture of versatile progressiveness. Their constant avant-garde position sets them apart from the rest of society, which offers them a sense of dignity. This sense of dignity mainly comes down to being different, but still being able to do well, and therefore be superior, for they would not need the community at large. A striking example of this is the do-it-yourself attitude of many of the older 'hipsters'. However, because they are at that front position collectively, their self-respect from thriving without the rest of society, especially the parents, is under threat. This results in them fetishising uniqueness. This paradox of a community hating on conformity is reinforced by its worship of other-ness; that drives them to continuously move ahead, away from 'the rest', to feel special over and over, and thus constantly worthy as anti-conformists. It's for this reason that hipsters despise being called one; it labels them.
The paradoxal nature of hipster culture is underlined by their ambiguous approach to materialism; they reject it, but attach great value to clothing in particular, to liberalism; they pledge for individual freedom, but do not believe in full individual responsibility, to sexual divergence; hipster men grow beards and hipster women admire innocence but are androgynous at the same time, and to vintage culture, which they embrace but always adjust.

Daniel is a hipster: he wears vintage clothes that are accepted as cool and alternative, listens to bands that are on the rise and mix traditional post-punk elements with sought for newness, is incredibly liberal in every sense but the economical one, regards Berlin as his Mecca, has a new favourite bar every couple of months, never engages in long-term romantic relationships, does not see gay culture as threatening for society's perception of masculinity, since that perception is already disadvantageous to his androgyny, portrays himself as having extraordinairily good taste and being unique and does all of this together with his peers.
691. White Knight Syndrome
The term can refer to multiple circumstances but for the purpose of this definition we will limit to white knights who frequent adult venues like strip clubs.

In the adult world, a "White Knight" is a guy who goes to an adult venue taking full advantage of the woman's perceived depravity while he is in fact being taken advantage of for his money by a girl who knows all too well what she is doing and likely rather enjoys her job, especially with suckers like these. However because he believes he is taking advantage of a woman in need, he tries to rescue her from the deviant nature of the other men in the bar and be like a respectful boyfriend.

In the end, the White Knight Syndrome sufferer constantly flames and otherwise insults the men who go there for the intended reason who have the common sense to realize what it is the girls actually go to work for each time. This makes him sleep better at night after he is a patron at one of these clubs, because he saved the girl and treated her like a true lady even if her intention was to entice deviance from the men of the club.

Also known as brown nosing, kissing ass, and being a sell out.
"So you're there to get a charge out of imposing on them to compromise their dignity more than they probably already feel they are by being there in the first place?" - White Knight Syndrome sufferer
692. dash cash
Noun. A supply of cash kept in reserve on a date or other outing, to be used in the event that you need to end the date with haste and have unmet financial obligations.

There can be many circumstances necessitating a speedy exit, such as a medical emergency or a forgotten prior commitment, but the primary use of dash cash is to escape from a blind date in which the other party has misrepresented himself or herself in an unforgivable way.
"I had a date with a girl that I met on OK Cupid. She was witty, funny, and her pictures (full body) showed that she was attractive and had pleasing proportions.

When we met, she was EASILY 100 lbs heavier. I poker faced it for two drinks, and then said "yea, that Halloween party your pictures were from looked pretty awesome."

Her reply? "Oh yea, that was 11th grade!!! What a crazy night!"

I told her that it was unfair to misrepresent one's self like that with pictures that were 7-8 years old, dropped {dash cash} on the bar and split."
693. Déjà Dick
Also known as Déjà Fuck, from French, literally "already fucked", is the phenomenon of having the strong sensation that an person or their genitalia currently being experienced has been experienced in the past.
Hooked up with that bouncer guy again last night, total Déjà Dick.

cant go to that bar anymore, its full of Déjà Dick.
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