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fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
Related Words

fukity fuck 

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects
Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.
fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005

fucktitude 

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.
fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003

Fuktiga mejmejs 

Swedish for dank memes. Often posted on the swedish subreddit /r/sweden
Guy 1: Danskjäveln ska
Guy 2: Fuktiga mejmejs
Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.
He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.
Fukitol by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005