fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fugtional 

Fugtional is when something is fucking ugly yet quite functional for its intended purpose.

The Tesla Cybertruck is ugly but outstanding for it’s intended purpose makng it a fugtional design.

Fugtional by BManz2004 December 7, 2019

Fuktonium 

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.

beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM

Fuktonium by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020

fucktion 

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.

Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.

fucktion by goatsearse May 12, 2009

fucktion 

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.

Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."

fucktion by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009

Funktion 

1. Holidng a function (ie. party) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

2. Solving a function (ie. mathematical) whilst funk music is playing in the background.

Chris: 'Woah, that funktion was pretty wild last night'

Funktion by AOL! Are you serious?! April 25, 2011

Urban Fucktionary 

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary

Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser

Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009