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Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021
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Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fortified 

Shit food in disguise
"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"
Fortified by lindseypv January 22, 2012

funktified grille

When the attractiveness of an individual is voided by their smile displaying their unattractive teeth.
Man, that girl was really hot until she smiled and I saw that funktified grille.
funktified grille by Missy MoMo August 16, 2009

Factified 

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.
"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said
Factified by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019

Footified 

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
Footified by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

funktified 

Something that has been made funky.
Her hair has been funktified.
funktified by Cutie Woman October 9, 2003