fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Fucktastrophe 

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

Fucktastrophe by DudeA March 2, 2009

Fucktastrophe 

when sex goes horribly wrong.

Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE!
Dave: Whyzzat?
Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T
Dave: XD

sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned

Fucktastrophe by FUCKTARDED_SHITBAG_ASSWIPE May 29, 2009

fucktastrophe 

when it's such a catastrophe that you're fucked.

Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe"

fucktastrophe by Frizzy Beard June 28, 2012

fucktastrophe 

A fuckable catastrophe.

Or

A catastrophe that is fucked

Oh my goodness this is a fucktastrophe the building it on fire

fucktastrophe by Ugly Apples January 27, 2022

Funtastrophe 

When you do something fun that turns catastrophic.

I was having a fun time playing video games all night long but it turned into a catastrophe when I forgot to do my project due today. It was a Funtastrophe.

Funtastrophe by topgun2021 November 21, 2011