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Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005
Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.
He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.
Fukitol by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005

Fukitden 

1.) A term used once your realized that giving your all and doing your best is not enough for those around you.

2.) Commonly used when you realize that you care more about someone else's problems or needs more than they do.
Example 1

Tanya: "So sorry I'm late, traffic was ridiculous!"
Duwayne: "Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag. I'm still pissed!!!"
Tanya: "Fukitden! Be mad then, muthafugga!"

Example 2

Person 1: "I know you've been stapped for cash lately. Acme Industries is hiring on the spot on Tuesday. You'd def get the job if you went"

Person 2: "Oh, I would, but it's gonna be so hot and I'd probably have to get up all early to get there on time and my dog just died two years ago... you know I still haven't gotten over the stress of that..."

Person 1: Well FUKITDEN! be a broke ass! And NO you can NOT borrow $5 'til the first, you broke bitch!
Fukitden by Enigma Jones August 4, 2010
Throwing all caution and expectations to the wind and going at something with wild abandon to the end no matter what happens.
You ready to do this? Let’s fukitup!
fukitup by Dmuze December 3, 2018
A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.
"Dude, Fukitol!"
Fukitol by TheBigMellon February 11, 2009

Fukitz Disease 

A highly contagious disease that commonly affects students between the ages of 16 and 30. Those who contract the disease experience an array of symptoms including:

- fatigue
- agitation
- apathy
- procrastination

Those suffering from Fukitz Disease may be wrongly called lazy, quitter, etc. These are in fact symptoms of their condition.

Treatment is limited and still being researched. Lectures from parents have minimal affect.

Condition improves with time off work or school - ie: summer break.
Chris did not study for his exam because he was suffering from a case of Fukitz Disease.