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n. a person who may or may not a beautiful personality, but has been hit one too many times with the butt ass ugly stick. so ugly that even at closing time and piss ass drunk you wouldn't take her home or wish her on you worst enemy.
"Hey Matelski nailed that fuglaskank last night."
by Adam Snider and Stacy Starr December 12, 2003

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