A creature that should have died out 65 million years ago with all the other giant lizards, but is so face-meltingly hideous that it scared away the fucking grim reaper. Like most dinosaurs, the species is known to be loud-mouthed, older than the mountains, and fat enough to knock the moon out of the sky. It smells like a dead cat turned inside out, and its diet includes anything that can't run away fast enough. When threatened, the common fuggersaur sits its fat motherfucking ass on its adversary until their lungs collapse and their eyeballs explode.
1) My fuggersaurus mother in law keeps nagging me about our finances. I'm praying for a comet to land on her fat ass and make her extinct.
2) I can't make out with my girl, because her fuggersaurus friend keeps cockblocking me. Can't she leave us alone and go eat a caveman or something?
3) My fuggersaurus boss won't get off my back. I swear, the only thing stopping me from punching him out is the desperate fear he may fall on me and squash my guts out my butt.