A creature that should have died out 65 million years ago with all the other giant lizards, but is so face-meltingly hideous that it scared away the fucking grim reaper. Like most dinosaurs, the species is known to be loud-mouthed, older than the mountains, and fat enough to knock the moon out of the sky. It smells like a dead cat turned inside out, and its diet includes anything that can't run away fast enough. When threatened, the common fuggersaur sits its fat motherfucking ass on its adversary until their lungs collapse and their eyeballs explode.