Stephanie: Yeah, they're fuggs, but i can afford the real uggs, i just love animals too much to wear them.
Contrary to popular belief, if someone's wearing Uggs/fuggs, it does not make them a slut/bitch/whore/loser/spoiled bratty conforming wannabe teenager/whatever else you've got as an insult, it means they like a pair of boots. What's the big deal?
THE ADVANTAGES OF FUGGS
~Unlike brand-name Uggs, you are able to wear fuggs in the snow without completely destroying them, which is a HUGE advantage, especially if you're Canadian.
~They are surprisingly warm. Again, great for Canadian winters.
~They don't cost a fortune. I'm sorry, I just can't justify paying $300 for a pair of boots that I will knock the soles out of in a season.
~Most of the better Fuggs do last for a while. I've had mine for two years, even though I usually destroy a pair of boots in 5-6 months.
~You piss off lots of people when you wear them.
I don't give a rat's ass how people think they look, I like them. It's that simple.
Intelligent fugg-wearer: ...Shut the hell up.
Guy #2(seeing a figure of authority walk by): "Shut the fugg up!"