Fumptruckery 

A SFW (Safe For Work) definition of what Donald Trump is doing to the country.

The recent unconstitutional ban on immigrants from seven predominantly Muslim countries is an example of the Fumptruckery that Donald Trump is putting in place.

Fumptruckery by chaoticmoth February 11, 2017

Flempty 

Keep in mind, this is specific to a liquid holding device.

When said device, is not quite half full and not quite half empty.

Copyright NCR....

"Sooo, what's with the half empty glass of water?"
"It's flempty, BITCH!"

Flempty by Back Table Group June 9, 2009

Fempty 

When something is full but at the same time empty. For example a fridge full of ingredients but you don’t know how to cook.

“Hey Khyanne have you got anything I can eat?”

“No sorry my fridge is fempty.”

Fempty by The almighty Khyanne July 30, 2022

Flempt 

When you poo and the water splashes back at your butt

Yesterday on the john, i dropped a log and i flempt

Flempt by Dumpmaster T May 17, 2011

Fempty 

Fucking EMPTY

I haven't eaten in hours. Ugh...I feel sick 'cause my stomach is so fempty.

Dude, you have no gas. You better fill up your fempty tank before we're stranded!

Fempty by IFeelFempty April 4, 2009

frempt 

The acquisition of a large quantity of drugs within colombia and its surrounding territories.

The saying is mostly applied by foreigners to the land, and is a very obscure word to use, mainly used when in the vicinity of police or suspection of surveillance.

Hey Man, Frempt.
Frempt?
300 kilos.
Glompt.

frempt by Jack MacWilliam September 25, 2007

Fumpter 

What a girl gets after having sex when her vagina and asshole become one

Man, that's the smelliest fumpter i've ever seen.

Fumpter by Tylerticklefingers January 9, 2011