Fugnuts

defined as someone who is fugly, in addition to being fucking nuts.

Dog: Hey bro, your girl is setting me up with her friend Jessica.

Bro: Dog, you do NOT wanna go there; that bitch is FUGNUTS!

Fugnuts by Al Sandman July 24, 2011

fudnut 

Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.

" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.

fudnut by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

fugnuts

like fucknuts (something you can say when you're pissed off.) But fugnuts can be said in public places.

Awe fugnuts..........

fugnuts by the man March 11, 2003

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

fugnuts by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

furnuts 

When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.

Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.

furnuts by David Poots March 23, 2008

Funuts 

fucking nuts

holy shit this concert is funuts

Funuts by trogdor66 January 27, 2010