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Artesian Fudgeball

Verb: a once in a lifetime sexual intercourse. It occurs when a man has explosively chunky diarrhea and gets into a doggie style position with the ass slightly raised. He then proceeds to project the contents of his anus into the gaping mouth of his partner.
My partner and I made a huge mess last night while practicing the Artesian Fudgeball. It was totally worth it though, since it's an extra-rare occasion.
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FUDGEWILLI 

An author and apparently schizophrenic experimental bohemian artist from Wilmington, North Carolina.
Dude did you read FUDGEWILLI'S NEW BOOK

fudgemullah 

to wipe excrement on your opponent's face
it was so boring living in slough that ronnie decided to invent new words like fudgemullah. he was so cool, everyone wanted to be his friend.
fudgemullah by nuface July 30, 2007

fudgebag 

someone who can be sweet and a douche bag at the same time
Morgan: "That guy just told me I was the prettiest girl ever, and then he just dumped me!"

Betty: "Man he is a fudgebag."
fudgebag by kay winn February 18, 2009

fudgeable 

Assignments, jobs, or tasks requiring little fore-thought or preparation.
Do I have to read the book first? No, this teacher's/professor's assignments are totally fudgeable.

Should I prepare a speech or is the topic fudgeable?
fudgeable by Jack Rabbit Bo Babbit February 3, 2010
When a man shits inside of a womans vagina
Woah nelly, you shouldda seen the fudgebowl on Lindsay Lohan last night!
fudgebowl by Bill Forte August 27, 2007

fuseball 

A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.
Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.

I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
fuseball by iceman 69 July 18, 2010