fudge packer 

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.

fudge packer by black flag May 29, 2004

fudge packer 

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

fudge packer by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

Gay Bay Fudge Packers by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

fudge packer 

someone that packages fudge

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

fudge packer by Tigerer April 20, 2010

Fudge Packer 

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

Fudge Packer by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Green Bay Fudge Packer by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Sofa fudge packer 

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

Sofa fudge packer by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009