flying fudge muffins 

a word that can be used instead of a swear word so you can say it around adults and teachers and so forth...

"what the Flying Fudges Muffins where is my phone???"

"oww flying fudge muffins i just stubbed my toe"

flying fudge muffins by .*.*.p.h.i.p.*.*. April 3, 2008

fudge my muffins 

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

fudge my muffins by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

fudge muffin potato 

That's what you are.

"You're a fudge muffin potato."

fudge muffin potato by Jiggly February 27, 2005

fudge muffin 

A phrase used in place of the "F" word. Originaly invented by Sean Kirkpatrick (age 12) in 2005. This phrase has become very popular in the western United States

"What the fudge muffin are you doing to my girlfriend?!"

fudge muffin by fudgy000 February 6, 2008

fudge muffin 

a weak insult

'' oh my gosh you are such a fudge muffin.!!''

fudge muffin by layne i. November 21, 2007

Fudge muffin 

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

Fudge muffin by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017

fudger muffin 

To be used as an insult
To be used as a funneh name
Or to act retarded in huge crowds

Person 1: I hate you!

Person 2: FINE!!

Person 1: You....YOU FUDGER MUFFIN!!

fudger muffin by Fudger Muffin December 5, 2007