some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
"Sorry, Bill, I had a fudge nudge and had to sit down again and do some more."