3 something So batshit awesome the seismic waves sent out by your reactional climax starts earthquakes in Manchuria, killing thousands and precipitating the 3rd world war. Shunned by your friends and rejected by your children, you fall into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide at the tender age of 35.
Getting a blumpkin (receiving head while taking a shit), then placing a tray table over the person giving you head and start eating your favorite meal. Before hand run a t.v up to the bathroom and a cable line and do all of this while watching the super bowl.
"I heard Joe died, what happened?"
"He was having super fungasm when the lions won the super bowl and his soul exploded"