fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

fatastrophe by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

fucktastrophe 

An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.

Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers.

We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!

fucktastrophe by seevo315 April 13, 2011

Faptastrophe 

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

Faptastrophe by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

Fucktastrophe 

1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.

2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe

Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"

Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!"

Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards"

Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!"

Fucktastrophe by DudeA March 2, 2009

Fucktastrophy 

When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy

After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.

Fucktastrophy by jennlm August 14, 2009

fuckastrophy 

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity

Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy

fuckastrophy by jamaram February 27, 2010

fratastrophe

A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.

Man, did you see that party last night at SAE? It was a fratastrophe.

fratastrophe by D.Lloydz December 28, 2007