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1. fuctard
A cross between a fuckup and a retard. Usually someone in cyberspace that dosen't have a real clue about anything.
That fuctard dosen't know what he's talking about! He wouldn't know the difference between a CPU and an IUD!
2. fuctard
Someone who is fucking retarded.
George Bush is a fuctard.
by David McRandom Feb 8, 2005 add a video
3. fuctard
a retarded fuck.
"shut up fuctard"
by tendo Apr 19, 2003 add a video
4. Fuctard
The waste of carbon and oxygen that refers to itself as United Spammers on UD.
Why the hell do we still have to put up with this little fuctard? Can't someone get it's IP address and block it from here permanently?
5. fuctard
Person that uses a chat room to be exactly what they can never be in real life.
A fat,junkie, alcoholic car salesman that fancies himself a sugar daddy.
An emasculated male that has his life dictated by his domineering mate.
by Sonny IV Burnett Aug 11, 2003 add a video
6. fuctard
A person who is both lacking intelligence and human decency.
"Christian couldn't smart his way outta a wet paper bag. He's such a fuctard."
by wearingallblack Oct 12, 2003 add a video
7. FUCTARD
Someone who is just being retarded for no apparent reason.

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When someone does something really stupid and you can't find a word to describe it.
So I was watching when Joe walked into a door, while looking at that chick from accounting. What a fuctard.
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