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46.
The language commanly spoken by chavs.
Basically consists of a few simple sentances such as "ya mum" and "ya startin"
Sometimes a smarter(used in the loosest context) chav can emalgimate these sentances into semi-coherent rambling i.e "ya startin, wot?, ya mum" but most chavs do not even possess the intilectual capacity to perform this simple action
PASSER-BY: *bumps chav*
PASSER-BY: sorry didnt see you there
CHAV: Na, wot ya startin dans
PASSER-BY: erm nothing *continues on way*
CHAV: Yeah walk away, innit
PAASSER-BY: *knifes scumbag chav, does world a favor*
by wtiger46 January 05, 2005
 
1.
A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.
Manos, you're a fuckwit.
by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003
 
2.
A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.
Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.
by sparkles January 20, 2003
 
3.
Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.
"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
by SonOfSamus January 16, 2006
 
4.
Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.
DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.
by Mr. Ed January 25, 2004
 
5.
Person of low intelligence, retard
You are such a fuck wit!!
by Your name: July 09, 2003
 
6.
A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit
.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit
by thdude21619 March 30, 2008
 
7.
Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier
"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"
by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005