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21.
The end result of coitus left in the middle of the bed. The combined fluids that remain on the sheets after sex.
After we got done humping the hell out of each other, neither one of us wanted to feel the cold fuck wad on our backs. So we both slept on our sides.
I couldn't believe the number of fuck wads my guests left on my spare bed!
by The Big Dadu August 05, 2008
 
1.
An individual who is beneath contempt.
A despicable person
Listen--I don't even want to think about that fuckwad.
by jako September 08, 2003
 
2.
used to go beyond just being a "fucker" or a "fucking idiot," but this person (or animal in some cases) is so stupid they are a "fuck wad"
Your are suck a "fuck wad" joey.
by chAoz November 02, 2003
 
3.
A stupid person. Literally a wasted load of semen. As if to say that they shouldn't have been born. That they should have been wiped away, thrown into the garbage, or washed down the shower drain.

The type of person who creates an UrbanDictionary definition specifically to insult a specific person or group, rather than post an actual definition for the word.
Some fuckwad thought it would be funny to waste a definition for this word to spew an ad hominem about the book Liberal Fascism? Why, he's an even bigger fuckwad than the guy who posted a definition of Moonbat that insulted conservatives.
by Blathering Blatherskites May 07, 2008
 
4.
A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".
Kevin Federline,Richard Simmons and Yanni (all fuck wad's)
by Uhhuh April 01, 2007
 
5.
someone who is as dumb as the chunk of spooge that soils the sheets after sex.
"Oh man look at whats left of that guy who tried to pass everyone on his motorcycle..what a fuckwad"
by Lost Touch April 11, 2003
 
6.
descriptive or derogatory term alleging equivalence to a mass of jism or spunk spent in an act of intercourse; similar to jerkwad, except production is masturbatory.
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
 
7.
1.Used to define someone who is acting immature or irritating.
2.Crude/slang term for someones ejaculated sperm.
1."That guys a major fuck-wad."
2."I'd like to shoot my fuck-wad all over your face."
by Paul Darlinq August 09, 2005