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5.
A general term of disgruntlement and angst.
"My computer has crashed again . .. Fuckturds!!"
by Jon_Adams2 February 20, 2012
 
1.
fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
by swankpie April 28, 2004
 
2.
fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)
retard)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds
by this website is ruined October 06, 2005
 
3.
1) Very similar to the term wank face. Is used when there are seemingly no insults left to use. Or if the insultee is going for the king pin insult.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.
Picture the scene, theres an immense cussige match going on:
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"
by Jean Pierre Lafee July 06, 2004
 
4.
Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
by Kenny Kat January 09, 2012
 
6.
A total fuck up.
"Eric is a fucking fuckturd"
by FahQ March 23, 2003
 
7.
An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.
I'm so relieved she's giving up our fuckturd for adoption.
by jimmytango7 July 13, 2012