A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.
I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.
by bhangradt September 30, 2011
Top Definition
fucking turd. usually used to describe someone who sucks.
Good god you fuckturd!
by swankpie April 28, 2004
fucktard = fucking + retard

fuckturd = fucktard + turd
(fucking (shit)

basically, a fucking retard who is as dumb as a turd
most people who posted judgemental "definitions" about rap or posted racist ones are all fuckturds
by this website is ruined October 06, 2005
1) Very similar to the term wank face. Is used when there are seemingly no insults left to use. Or if the insultee is going for the king pin insult.
2) This term derives from Peru. It comes from the term used by Peruvines which is 'el fucko turdino'.
Picture the scene, theres an immense cussige match going on:
"Mate....you are one.....one helleva fuck turd"
"Fo Shizzle"
by Jean Pierre Lafee July 06, 2004
Someone who is a Fuckin Shit, worse than a Fucktard, because they do stupid stuff that hurts others and they know it and refuse to accept it
Blend of Fuck "You stupid Fuck" and Turd "You mate, are a Turd!" so someone who meets both criteria can be succinctly summed up in one word and one phrase... They are not worth the extra effort or energy expended in saying two

Why did you do that you Fuckturd, you just ran over my foot... No your foot was in the way, you saw me coming, its your fault for not moving...
by Kenny Kat January 09, 2012
A general term of disgruntlement and angst.
"My computer has crashed again . .. Fuckturds!!"
by Jon_Adams2 February 20, 2012
A person that you hate and you find utterly gross and disgusting.

Origin: You know that stain on your sheets after you've been adventurous in bed... Yeah thats the one! (Makes you cringe dont it!)
Amy Sweikar is such a Fuck Turd!
by Gaëo August 26, 2004
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