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A contraction of fucktard (which see) and maroon, the Bugs Bunny pronunciation of moron, meaning, that is, a fucking retarded moron.
"Which fucktoon used up all the sugar and put an empty box back on the shelf?"
"Only a fucktoon put all those heavy bottles of booze on a broken table. It's a disaster in the making
by Squidlette February 23, 2005
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