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A FUCKTART is someone who leaves you with literally a sour taste in your mouth after they leave your presence and who generally needs to have themselves FUCKED.
I was just in a meeting with Tibirius... he's a real FUCKTART!
by Jenny Malkona July 24, 2002
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In middle school, since this kid John forgot my first name, he called me by my middle name. John was a fucktart.
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The solid state of vaginal excretions that are expelled during a queef.

A vaginal Shart.
I asked for a toaster strudel and she gave me a fuck tart.
by BigBend December 19, 2009
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A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart
"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."
by betrayedbyyou November 26, 2007
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used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.
you fuck tart
by Monkey Man April 07, 2003
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Synonymous with 'asswipe'. A word that describes a stuck-up, know-it-all adulterer.
This guy Jim, he is a real fucktart.
by Bruce Gallos July 24, 2002
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the act of having sex with a toaster pastry, in most forms of society frowned upon :-(
Thats bad man don't fucktart my poptart!
by fùh-ck tar-T March 12, 2003
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