A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.
Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!
by dynes May 04, 2016
A fucking retard
Brendon is a fucktard tells his ex he's deactivated Facebook. In reality blocked her and mutual friends. He missed a couple, caught your lying ass.
by Thelastlaugh June 04, 2015
Person who thinks something is only right if it's the way they want it or the way they would do it.
Fucktards usually have deep seeded misconceptions about reality and viewpoints.
That fucktard is stating their opinion again, while being assertive, inconsiderate and irrational.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard". Used to express anger towards someone other than yourself. Instead of wasting your valuable time screaming, "YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
You can just say....
"YOU FUCKTARD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!"
See the excellent reasoning? :)
Your friends will be impressed.
by Bucksnort-23 May 17, 2009
A combination of the words fucking and retard. A shorter and more effective way of putting someone who's incredibly fucking stupid down. Must be used in the right context or it is useless. If the word is fumbled.. Unfortunately, you then become the fucktard..
*GOOD EXAMPLE*
Tim: Dude, what's the difference between tigers and lions?
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard if you don't know.

*BAD EXAMPLE*
Tim: So my dog died today..
Dave: Buddy, you're a fucktard.
by jt92 May 15, 2009
The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.
My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.

Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.
by frogy8thefly May 06, 2009
Someone who is fucking retarded.
Person 1: Why is Sam getting back with that girl who cheated on him 3 times?

Person 2: He is such a fucktard!
by jxb December 29, 2008
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