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noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer.

One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.
by ThEcakEisAliE100110100 November 14, 2011
 
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In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009
 
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A person sooo incredibly stupid, the situation calls for not one, but two insults. And not hyphenated. Oh, no. Two in one. To be used only in the most dire of situations, with caution. Don't put it in a sentance with other words, it doesn't belong there.
"Dylan decided to test the electric dog collar. He just ran through the electric fence, and now he's on the ground. I'm pretty sure he isn't breathing."

"Fucktard"
by eleanor-grace March 31, 2008
 
53.
n.
(FUHK-tahrd)
A word used to express the sentiments of calling someone a 'retard' by one who also feels the need to swear at the same time.
Unsurprisingly, the people most likely to use this word are also the people most accurately described by it.
joo R such a FUCKTARD!!!!!!11!!1!
by =^..^= December 05, 2004
 
54.
One who is abrasive, arrogant, and generally offensive due to stupidity, cultural ignorance, or indifference, etc. and often willfully so.
What a fucktard Donald Trump is for still going on and on about Obama's birth certificate.

Did you see that fucktard breeze that stop sign while that old lady was in the crosswalk?
by acuppacoffee December 23, 2012
 
55.
Someone how has proven or shown a consistent pattern of being a fucking retard or being a retard a fuck ton all at once
What kind of fucktard OC calls a run play on a 2 point conversion when they haven't been able to run for 5 fucking yards all day?!

What kind of fucktard puts $5000 rims on a $2000 car?!
by RAHatto November 09, 2010
 
56.
A word combining the two words; Fuck and retard, not offending people with MR. Meaning fucking retarded or fucking retard. Also pronounced as fucktarded.
"Dude I tripped up my stairs at home and knocked out my teeth!" "Dude you're fucktarded, you fucktard!"
by Ben Coyer May 24, 2008