(NOUN-proper)= Fuck'Tard: A slow to git it type person AND when they DO GIT it, still fucks it up; an individual makin' stoopid mistakes when they know better but did't really think it through-And as this individual is in the process of executing this mistake, they can see it revealing itself as a mistake in slo-mo, thus makin' them worthy of the title...
(VERB-past tense)= fuck'tarded or fucked'tard: messing up BIG TIME after they think they git it but really don't cuz they misunderstood and went ahead n DID IT anyways without full comprehension of the sitiation; Too Gung-Ho to thoroughly understand an issue or too arrogant to admit they did't understand but think they understand a situation, jumping in head-first to tackle the issue but screwin' it up even more, thus creating a dominoe chain of effects in making one mistake after another, unable to recover nicely.
(VERB-past tense): The above TD saw that the video for the reporter didn't match but hit the "TAKE" button anyways becuz they were lost and couldn't adjust quickly enough to just skip it. They FREAKED under PRESSURE! AND as they hit the button to execute this command to wipe to tape, the 5 second open seemed like 30 seconds slo-mo'd in their mind and everyone elses' as it was happenin'. When the wrong video revealed underneath, they realized they had just fuck'tarded a series of bad moves AND NOW, there would be HELL for everyone to pay when the nasty memos concerning this uncanny on-air mistake poured forth. Thanks, Fuck'Tard! NOW, EVERYONE SUFFERS from the low moral your mistake has set in motion with all the nasty finger-pointing!
A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.
True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.
Most politicians for example.
One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.
Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"