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Fucktard is a person who 1) meets the dual criteria of being a Fuck-up, and a Retard, AND 2) who must be labelled as both since neither one sufficiently expresses how much of a Fucktard he (or she) is.
You know what you are? YOU are a god damn fuck up, a FUCK UP. Aaaand you are a fucking RETARD. That makes you a FUCK-TARD. A fuck up and a retard in one fucking person, A fucking fucktard, you fucking stupid-as-fuck, fucking fucktard. Get the fuck out of here.

May the lord be with you.
by Cleveland_Rocks July 29, 2016

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A fucking retard.
Or
A retarded fucker.

Or

Fucked up retard.
Sam you fucktard , no one fucking loves you cunt.
by Fuckyas up! September 14, 2016

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one who thinks theyre cool, because they said something in an argument that only made them laugh.
Tom; whatever, you shit like your mum.
tom; *the only one who laughs*
Daniel; youre such a fucktard.
by edajkilam October 06, 2016

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a person of incredible stupidity. a person who represents a person out of every grade 8 class in the world
fuck retard stupid gr.8 boy motherfucking douchbag
wow that fucktard doesn't know how to spell his own name.
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A male or female who is just so stupid that calling them stupid would be an encouraging complement. Therefore the combination of the harsh title of fucking retard is combined to insult and confuse the ignorant worthy of this humiliating label.
"Look at that fucktard trying to put his head through the pantleg of that homeless man's filthy cargo pants while at the same time thanking him for the new sweater with all the nifty pockets."
by Litsavant2868 May 08, 2016

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A Hybrid Crossbreeding brought about by the pollenation of a Fuckboy with a Retard. A Retarded FuckBoy; A person that is so Fucked Up that they are too stupid to even know it!
Man, that Retard is a real FuckBoy,... Hence,....a real FuckTard!
by MonacoZ May 07, 2016

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Someone that isn't quite as intelligent as other people. They often spend lots of time thinking of ways to join two words, so that they can impress their equals.
Dave just called Tim a Fucktard. What an absolute Fucktard!
by Inquisitivebastard9 May 06, 2016

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