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477.
someone who is so retarded that they would fuck themselves
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER! that retard is fucking himself! he is SUCH fucktard.
by v December 25, 2004
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1.
A contraction of "fucking retard".
fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 November 07, 2002
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2.
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
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3.
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
by James Wyatt February 24, 2006
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4.
An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
by anonymous March 18, 2003
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Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Most catholic girls are fucktards.
by Alfie The Horndog July 01, 2005
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A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi March 02, 2005
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George "Dubya" Bush
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Man George Bush is a fucktard!
by bush_is_a_fucktard December 27, 2003
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