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A fucking retard. Someone who lacks common sense. Someone who constantly messes up on normally accepted social standards.
dumbass doucebag douche
Ben:"Did you just lock your keys in your car?"
Kris:"Shit, I totally did..."
Ben:"you fucktard!"
by Whatdoyaknow March 25, 2008
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(noun)
One who acts, behaves, or demonstrates the qualities of a fucking retard.
Teacher was being a fucktard today.
by Spits and Scones March 29, 2004
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In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.
"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."
by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009
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Something, or someone who is "fucked up", and "retarded" at the same time.
Jane: Hey Jim. I'm going to rape and kill your dog.

Jim: Wow Jane. You really are a sick, sick fucktard.
by Fabienne :) April 28, 2008
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Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used
Why the fuck would you eat your own shit? You Fucktard
by Samsterlongmessedupshit April 19, 2016
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a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.
jon is a nimble minded fuck tard
by urajagoff May 22, 2007
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