Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
a completely stupid-ass motherfucker who takes ur necklace because it has Miller caps on it
Our assistant principal, Mr. T. Doughty, is a goddamn fucktard
by fuck doughty September 14, 2007
Half Fuckhead,(fucked in the head), and half retarded or low IQ. Usually denotes unreasonable male behavior with stupid logic as in outbursts of jealousy, anger or demands.
Knock it off, you are walking the Fucktard Line.
You are such a Fucktard.
by VirginiaS September 04, 2007
Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.
Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."

Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"

Joel - "Other language? What?"

Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
by Dwight K. Schrute August 03, 2007
A mindless teenager of the MTV generation, a sheep, one who cannot use the english language correctly, teenybopper, douchebag.
You stupid freshmen are all fucktards.
by GregR April 05, 2007
1 : to slow up especially by self preventing or self hindering advance or accomplishment : self IMPEDING
2 : choosing to delay academic progress by deliberate failure to promote
1.The teacher has grown tired of the fucktards that she gets in her class year after year.

2. The supervisor wishes she didn't have to train fucktards over and over.
laggard,tardy,
Related words: deliberate, measured; inert, loafing, lounging; lingering, loitering, tarrying; ambling, inching, plodding, shuffling, strolling; decelerating, slowing; filibustering, Near Antonyms expeditious, prompt, ready; accelerated, hastened, quickened; hurried, rushed
Antonyms barreling, bolting, breakneck, breathless, brisk, careering, dizzy, fast, fleet, flying, hasty, hurrying, lightning, quick, racing, rapid, rocketing, running, rushing, scooting, scudding, scurrying, snappy, speeding, speedy, swift, whirling, whirlwind, whisking, zipping
2 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily <the slower students worked together in a separate group> -- see STUPID 1
by RebbeccaLynn November 08, 2006
Fucktard: an overdue or tardy fuck that had been promised for long ago; a retarded simpleton with a tiny brain contained solely within the head of his dick.
Melanie had been in a state of horniness for too long now, and frustratingly enough, Brad's long awaited fucktard was not enough to satisfy her sexual cravings.

Upon studying the CAT scan images of his completely empty skull and the images of a small gray mass resembling brain tissue in the head of his johnson, Dexter, an insufferable dumb fuck, was properly diagnosed by the doctors as a complete fucktard.
by watergolem October 05, 2006
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