Any and all of the fucking retarded douchebags that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious fucktards as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.
Goddamned fucktards going 20 below the speed limit in the passing lane! This country is going to hell, sooner or later these people are going to have to be shot or the rest of us are doomed, because these retards keep breeding like rabbits. Welcome to the fucking idiocracy.
by Mushroom Cloud Dropper November 21, 2009
A contraction of "fucking retard".
fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 November 07, 2002
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
by James Wyatt February 24, 2006
An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Most catholic girls are fucktards.
by Alfie The Horndog July 01, 2005
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi March 02, 2005
George "Dubya" Bush
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."

Man George Bush is a fucktard!
by bush_is_a_fucktard December 27, 2003

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