The lack of imagination in the definitions for this word is astonishing to me.

A fucktard is a metally and/or physically retarded person who is used by a non-retarded person for sexual gratification.

To call someone a fucktard is a vicious (and perhaps hilarious) insult because it is so spectacularly degrading. When you call someone a fucktard, you are not merely calling him or her a complete idiot, you are further implying that he or she is a kind of deranged whore who deserves the sexual degradation of being used as a sort of "human blow-up doll" (even as he or she might not even have the mental capacity to understand the sex acts that are performed on her or his possibly deformed body).

There is the additional repulsive dimension of possible sexual slavery on the part of the helpless or low-functioning retarded person.

People with Down's Syndrome might make especially good fucktards because they appear to be so affectionate, happy, and pliant.

Consider the following awful scenarios the next time you call someone a fucktard:
I'm so horny, but who has time to pick up women? I'm going to go down to the adult daycare and get me a fucktard.


I got a new fucktard that I keep locked up in my bedroom closet.


This new fucktard I found is blind in one eye, so I can pop out her glass eye and skull fuck her.
by vicious asshole January 12, 2009
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A contraction of "fucking retard".
fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 November 07, 2002
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...
by Anonymous January 16, 2004
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
by James Wyatt February 24, 2006
An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards.
Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Most catholic girls are fucktards.
by Alfie The Horndog July 01, 2005
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi March 02, 2005
A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.
Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!
by Jeffrey April 11, 2003
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